1. A federal marshal was arrested last week at Nashville International Airport after being caught taking multiple upskirt pictures of female passengers boarding a plane. Either that guy’s a creep or he takes his job very, very seriously.

2. On Saturday, the World Health Organization said that two suspected cases of polio have been detected in Syria, the first appearance of the incurable disease there in 14 years. You know you’re country has hit hard times when a polio outbreak doesn’t even crack the top ten list of reasons not to go to that country.

3. Toyota is recalling 870,000 vehicles due to an air conditioner blockage caused by spiders that leads to the airbags needlessly deploying. So good news for those Toyota owners whose cars weren’t recalled, the spiders in your vehicles are harmless, enjoy.

4. Pakistani girls’ education campaigner Malala Yousafzai, who’s found international acclaim since she was shot by Taliban militants last year, met Queen Elizabeth on Friday. This marks the first time the Queen has met with someone who survived being shot and went on to capture the world’s attention since she collaborated with 50 Cent on his last album.

5. Former President Bill Clinton is set to hit the campaign trail for his longtime-friend, Terry McAuliffe, who is running for governor of Virginia. Clinton plans to campaign all of this month or, at least until he finds out that, despite the name, Terry is actually a guy.

6. On Saturday, federal and airport officials said that NBA legend Bill Russell was cited for having a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. But, in Russell’s defense, he was flying to Detroit.

7. On Sunday, the commissioner of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement said a tip from a friend of one of the two convicted murderers who were mistakenly released from prison led to their arrests over the weekend. So if they manage to break out again, I think we’ll know where to find them.

8. UK researchers say older women who exercise regularly and don’t smoke may have a substantially lower risk of late-life disability than their less-healthy peers. Proving that we’re not the only country that conducts stupid studies.

9. Pirate attacks off Nigeria’s coast have jumped by a third this year with ships passing through West Africa’s Gulf of Guinea increasingly under threat from gangs wanting to steal cargo. “Well, it’s good to see some pirates are still working in October,” said the city of Pittsburgh.

10. A Shanghai couple is facing charges after allegedly selling three of their newborns to pay for iPhones, computers and high-end shoes. “You can do whatever you want to that couple, but you’re not getting these kids back,” said Angelina Jolie.

11. A Shanghai couple is facing charges after allegedly selling three of their newborns to pay for iPhones, computersand high-end shoes. “What kind of iPhone?” said John Gosselin.