1. The National Security Agency’s internal watchdog detailed a dozen instances in the past decade in which its employees intentionally misused the agency’s surveillance power, in some cases to investigate love interests. Which begs the question, has the NSA never heard of Facebook?
2. The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic torch was lit in ancient Greece over the weekend, whereupon it was immediately extinguished by Russian President Vladimir Putin because it was flaming.
3. A Saudi Arabian cleric defended the Islamic kingdom’s male-only driving rules by saying that women who drive increase the risk of bearing children with clinical problems. Which means Danica Patrick’s kids will fit right in with NASCAR fans.
4. A Saudi Arabian cleric defended the Islamic kingdom’s male-only driving rules by saying that women who drive risk damaging their ovaries. Adding, that they are always careful to avoid a woman’s ovaries when stoning them to death.
5. A Saudi Arabian cleric defended the Islamic kingdom’s male-only driving rules by saying that women who drive risk damaging their ovaries. Plus, that veil doesn’t really have a whole lot peripheral vision.
6. Authorities say they now know what may have caused a five-story building in Mumbai to collapse last week, a decorator who removed a central wall and supporting beams without permission. Although, in the decorator’s defense, it really opened up the space.
7. Last night marked the series finale of the critically acclaimed series “Breaking Bad.” So now we can all go back to forgetting what channel AMC is on our cable boxes.
8. Last night marked the series finale of the critically acclaimed series “Breaking Bad.” Which means in the future, if people are talking about braking bad, it will most likely have to do with the driving habits of Lindsay Lohan and/or Billy Joel.
9. On Sunday, it was reported that Henderson Alvarez of the Miami Marlins pitched a no-hitter against the Detroit Tigers. Unfortunately, since it was a Miami home game, we’ll never really know for sure, since no one was there to see it.
10. Yesterday, Major League baseball teams played their last meaningful regular season games as the regular season drew to a close. “Technically that’s correct,” said the New York Mets.