10 Best Jokes of the Week (as decided by me, I don’t care about your opinion)

1. Inspired by the success of Pokemon Go, a Belgian school has developed an online game for kids to search for books instead of cartoon monsters. It’s perfect for anyone who loves Pokemon Go but wishes he were getting called a nerd and beat up more often.

2. Disgraced former-Senator Anthony Weiner reportedly bragged about using his kid as a chick magnet. And he can continue to do so every other weekend.

3. A teacher in Oklahoma showed up to her elementary school drunk and not wearing any pants. Or, as Jerry Sandusky refers to it, overdressed.

4. The movie “Southside With You,” which tells the story of Barack and Michelle Obama’s first date in Chicago in 1989, opened over the weekend. It’s rated R, so it sounds like it’s also Malia’s origin story.

5. The movie “Southside With You,” which tells the story of Barack and Michelle Obama’s first date in Chicago in 1989, opened over the weekend. Which isn’t a new idea, they made a movie about Donald and Melania Trump’s first date years ago:
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6. A new study suggests that the right mood music can influence how well people work together. Which explains why the Spice Girls broke up.

7. A video of a man having sex with a McChicken sandwich has gone viral. But, if you have a better way of making Chicken McNuggets, I’d love to hear it.

8. Everyday, Jose Luis Dominguez, a Mexico man walks his two kids, 7-year-old Luis and 8-year-old Kayla, across the U.S. border to school. Said Donald Trump, “That’s my nightmare, having to interact with my kids everyday.”

9. Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said on Saturday he would seek to develop a tracking system to ensure illegal immigrants who overstay their visas are removed from the United States. Said Trump, “Oh no, the beeping is coming from inside the house.”:
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10. Princeton University has banned all gender-based terminology like cleaning lady and handyman. Said Princeton students, “Gross, now I have to learn their names!?!”

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