1. Donald Trump lashed out Wednesday at a female lawyer whom he called “disgusting” several years ago for requesting a break to pump breast milk in the middle of a deposition. So congratulations to Trump who, in a story about breast milk, somehow still emerged as the biggest baby.

2. A mobile home belonging to the daughter of Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin will be removed from its parking spot on the grounds of the governor’s mansion after it was found to be in violation of zoning laws. Apparently, the trailer was blocking access to the outhouse.

3. On Wednesday, the United Nations said India is set to overtake China and become the world’s most populous country by 2022. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast,” said Pakistan.

4. Ukraine has banned French actor Gerard Depardieu from entering the country in response to comments he made in which he appeared to support Russia’s annexation of Crimea last year. Vatican City has also banned Depardieu from stepping foot in its country because they don’t think he’ll fit.

5. Ukraine has banned French actor Gerard Depardieu from entering the country in response to comments he made in which he appeared to support Russia’s annexation of Crimea last year. This marks the first country and twenty-seventh buffet to ban the actor.

6. A New York man was arrested for driving an ice cream truck, intoxicated, wearing only his underwear and yelling at children. “Did it work?” said Jerry Sandusky.

7. A New York man was arrested for driving an ice cream truck, intoxicated, wearing only his underwear and yelling at children. The police, much like the man, were all out of good humor.

8. According to a new study, testosterone therapy did not improve ejaculation problems in men with low testosterone. Scientists at the lab called the study “enlightening” while janitors called it “mercifully over.”

9. Sony has signed a near seven figure deal to make a movie about emojis. Which can’t be good news for my wingdings script.

10. According to Random House, actor James Franco has written a book about singer Lana Del Ray. It is the first thing Franco has done that critics cannot call “unwatchable.”