So this website’s name is a nod to improviser/writer/actor Ben Schwartz and his hilarious “rejectedjokes” media empire (I may be over-selling that a bit). Needless to say, I’m a huge fan. Also, the story of how he got his start in the comedy business is very inspiring. I won’t go into all the details, but he was a freelance writer for the Late Show with David Letterman and SNL’s Weekend Update and would fax in monologue jokes (yes I said fax, that was not a mistake) each day hoping that at least one of his jokes would get on air. More-often-than-not his jokes would get rejected and instead of just wasting funny material he decided to film himself reading a handful of the rejected jokes and put them online, thus rejectedjokes.com was born. Since I’m an unoriginal bastard I thought, hey let me see if I can write funny monologue jokes, which will at the very least provide some amusement for myself. Unfortunately, I cannot submit these to any of the late night shows because they no longer take/read unsolicited jokes. These jokes were rejected the moment they were written, thus prejectedjokes.com. And if someone happens to be looking for rejectedjokes.com, mistypes, and accidentally stumbles upon prejectedjokes.com … well that would be a shame. These are completely free monologue jokes, use them as you like. Pretend like you thought of them and impress your friends, I don’t care. If for some reason you want to get in contact with me you can reach me at email@example.com. That’s it, I’m done, enjoy.